I require tea.

With extra sugar. [SCANDAL! Everybody knows Major West prefers his tea unsweetened.]

And a biscuit. Why aren't there any more biscuits?

Just let me into the kitchen! I'm a grown man! In the army!

[OOC: god I hate writing kids :C]

Mooorgaaaaan.

I've been drinking lots and lots of milk 'cause it's supposed to make you big but it isn't making me big again. I miss being bigger 'n everybody.

:(

Oh, come on!! As if this day weren't bad enough!

I want mum!

AGhghhhh. If you need me, I'll be in my room. Locked away until this passes.